Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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