i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Pants are for mortals
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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