i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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