All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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