problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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