i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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