I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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