As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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