When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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