Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish you could order shots online.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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