please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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