he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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