I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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