How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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