You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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