Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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