i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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