I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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