Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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