And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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