Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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