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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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