did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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