I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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