Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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