You're completely useless in the revolution.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
