Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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