She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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