It was confusing and full of hummus
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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