awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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