come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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