She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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