The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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