Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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