My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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