why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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