i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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