FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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