kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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