i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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