there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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