But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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