ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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