Those balls look pretty dangerous.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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