arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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