"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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