i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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