I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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