Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The uberlube is also flammable
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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