Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
