Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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