We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And then he peed in my hair
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