Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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