Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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