road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Everclear isn't food dammit
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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