dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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