I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
